Tuesday, September 5, 2006


Asians Are Part Martian

EL CAJON, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If you want to see real- life aliens, don’t visit Roswell, New Mexico – just go to a Chinese restaurant.

That’s because people of Asian ancestry have at least a little extra terrestrial DNA in them according to an alien expert in El Cajon, California.

David Reynolds says more than 500,000 years ago, Martians tried to colonize Earth but failed.

Although the Martians had advanced technology but they didn’t believe in war. So when they met up with some “aboriginal savages” in the Gobi Desert, they surrendered rather than fight.

Says Reynolds: “Over the years the Martians and savages interbred and that’s how the Asian race was formed.”

Despite the interbreeding on Earth, Reynolds claims pure-blood Martians still live on Mars, but have been living underground for the last 88,000 years, ever since the planet surface was vaporized.

Now, the Martians want a family reunion with their Earth cousins, but they are afraid to land because they don’t want to get shot.

Instead, they are waiting patiently for Earthlings to go through “a painful transition” before they make contact.

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