Monday, July 31, 2006

Get Your Penis Reattached In Bangkok For Less Than A Dollar

BANGKOK, Thailand (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Bangkok, Thailand, is well renowned for bargain shoppers, especially men who need to get their penis reattached for cheap.

That’s the word from Richard Rubacher, author of a new book, Thai Touch (Paiboon Publishing).

He says it’s so common for angry Thai women to get revenge on their men by snipping off their sex organs that locals call the painful problem the “Bangkok Haircut.”

Luckily, the problem also has a solution: Rubacher says local doctors are so well-versed in surgically attaching the organs that they are able to charge patients less than a buck for the procedure.

But, guys, if the thought of losing a precious part of your anatomy scares you off from visiting Thailand, rest assured you’re not at risk.

Rubacher says tourist guys never suffer from a “schlong severing,” just the locals because, he points out, “The Thai women don’t want to cut their bankroll.”

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