Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Astrology Can Help You During A Tax Audit

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – An IRS tax audit doesn’t have to be taxing – if you know the auditor’s astrological sign.

Los Angeles-based astrologer Angel Thompson claims an IRS agent’s birth sign reveals plenty.

Agents born under the sign of Pisces fall for any old sob story while Cancers only fall for those that seem sincere. Capricorns and Aquarians catch every detail and have little sympathy for cheaters.

Virgos are generous if you admit you’re an idiot from the git-go and Leos fall for flattery, so compliment their outfit.

Libra agents are accommodating if you put your return in a neat folder while Scorpios are susceptible to flirtation.

Meanwhile, Sagittarian auditors hardly look at details; Geminis are easily distracted if you act interested in their hobbies; and Taurean IRS agents can be bribed with homemade cookies.

Finally, if the IRS agent is an Aries, just agree with whatever he or she says because they’re impossible to argue with.

Thompson admits the hardest part is to learn your agent’s birthday in the first place.

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