Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Natalie Portman Doing Her Best For Baldness

MOREHEAD CITY, N.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The success of V For Vendetta is making Natalie Portman queen of the box office AND a role model for baldies.

That smooth talk comes courtesy of James Capps III, who runs the pro-baldness organization Bald USA.

He loves Portman’s shaved head and admits, “I’d give her a second glance.”

But more importantly, her decision to shave her head for the role is helping other cueball cuties make headway.

As he puts it, “It’s the rebirth of naturalization where people can be bald without a stigma.”

Capps says that for a while neo-Nazi skinheads made things pretty hairy for other baldies, but athletes and actors have made baldness friendly again.

He predicts that Portman’s pate will inspire other girls to go hairless, but warns anyone considering it to do it for themselves, not for attention.

In his words, “I remember my son trying to rebel growing his hair long and, years later, he expressed disappointment that I never said anything about it.”

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