Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Dermatologist Announces Skinematography Awards

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – While cinema buffs are wondering who will win an Oscar, skinema buffs are talking about the recipients of this year’s Skinnies.

The Skinnies Awards are handed out by dermatologist Dr. Vail Reese, who runs skinema.com and rates celebs on their epidermis.

This year, Joaquin Phoenix wins in the category for Most Striking Scar, while the Pale and Proud Skinny goes to Reese Witherspoon.

King Kong and Corpse Bride both share the top honor in the Skin-Festation category for use of maggots in their movie.

Hollywood lovebirds Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie win the Dermatology Duo Skinny. Dr. Reese says, “With such striking bone structure and toned forms, who would suspect that skin lesions would encircle this pair like so many moons?”

But the truth is, as he points out, they both have acne and acne scars in common.

Finally, the unknown computer technician who digitally erased the pimples of the cast of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire wins a Skinny in the Technological Breakthrough category.

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