Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Ventriloquist No Dummy When It’s Time To Hold His Tongue

LAS VEGAS (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Ventriloquist Ronn Lucas is no dummy, he knows what can happen when he uses his powers for evil instead of good.

The comedian who currently headlines at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas says, in his youth, he used to play pranks on the innocent and helpless.

For instance, one time he was in a hospital elevator with a pregnant woman when he started throwing his voice saying, “Let me out!”

The woman started screaming in Spanish, “El Diablo! El Diablo!”

Lucas says, “That’s when I learned the woman didn’t speak English, but her baby did.”

Luckily, Lucas will be on his best behavior when he appears on the Labor Day weekend Muscular Dystrophy Association’s annual telethon with comedian Jerry Lewis.

Lucas vows he won’t play any jokes on the punch drunk Lewis during the late hours of the 24-hour event.

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