Author Jennifer Blowdryer has collected advice from expert trendoids for folks who have no experience on being trendy but want to be.
The tips Blowdryer got from one man who has spent 24 years in the prison system include what to do if youre thrown in jail. She says youll have to fill out a questionnaire that includes whether or not you use drugs.
Blowdryer says dont admit to anything and lie like hell because the screws which is the trendy word for prison guards will use the truth against you.
Meanwhile, one of Blowdryers goth transsexual friends warns fellow trannies not to get upset when people continually confuse pronouns like he or she.
Finally, Blowdryer says to have an active trendy life you must have an arch-enemy. Blowdryer admits she recently had a run-in with an arch-enemy from 20 years ago and told the girl, You annoyed me then and you still annoy me now.
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