Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Advice From Trendy People For Trendy People

BERKELEY, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If you’ve ever wanted to be in with the “in” crowd, the new book, Good Advice for Young Trendy People of All Ages (Manic D), is a must read.

Author Jennifer Blowdryer has collected advice from expert trendoids for folks who have no experience on being trendy but want to be.

The tips Blowdryer got from one man who has spent 24 years in the prison system include what to do if you’re thrown in jail. She says you’ll have to fill out a questionnaire that includes whether or not you use drugs.

Blowdryer says don’t admit to anything and “lie like hell” because the “screws” – which is the trendy word for prison guards – will use the truth against you.

Meanwhile, one of Blowdryer’s goth transsexual friends warns fellow trannies not to get upset when people continually confuse pronouns like “he” or “she.”

Finally, Blowdryer says to have an active trendy life you must have an arch-enemy. Blowdryer admits she recently had a run-in with an arch-enemy from 20 years ago and told the girl, “You annoyed me then and you still annoy me now.”

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