Wednesday, June 29, 2005


Bird Droppings Business Is Pretty Crappy

PARSIPPANY, N.J. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Removing bird droppings from buildings is a crappy job, but someone has to do it.

And that bird brain is Phil Waldorf, who is president of the New Jersey-based pest control company, Bell Environmental Services.

In his words, “I’m a sht expert.”

Not only does his business remove the droppings, they also put up electric systems that shock the birds so they don’t come back.

As Waldorf explains, that’s good business for him, because not only do the bird lovers love him for not killing the animals, but he gets plenty of new work when the birds move to a new building and crap all over it.

Waldorf’s line of work is so dirty it’s the subject of an episode for an upcoming series, Dirty Jobs, which debuts July 26 on the Discovery Channel.

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