Stephen Robert Sheaffer claims he first became a target at age eight when the FBI started following him for unknown reasons.
Since then, he claims Turner hired a hitman to knock him off, Kennedy directed an FBI special agent to kill him and former Batman star Adam West once tried to take him out of school by pretending to be the new principal.
Even stranger: Sheaffer claims 1980s era teen queen Tiffany tried to blackmail him by introducing him to one of her friends and secretly filming their sexual encounter.
Although Sheaffer has no clue why hes the target of Turner, the FBI, and the Department of Justice, he thinks it may be because he resembles a former producer of the James Bond films.
Sheaffer is hoping to find out why people are out to get him by requesting his FBI files using the Freedom of Information Act but says officials are refusing to help him by insisting no such records exist.
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