Tuesday, June 7, 2005

Psychic Stand-Up Is A Real ‘Comedium’

HOLLYWOOD (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Lenny Bruce and John Belushi may be gone, but they’re still cracking jokes up in heaven.

That’s according to a psychic channeller in Hollywood who is about to embark on a career in stand-up comedy guided entirely by the ghosts of the two funnymen.

“Comedium” Beatrice Marot says Bruce and Belushi have been visiting her since 1996, and initially used her as a messenger to send jokes to Robert DeNiro so he could kick- off his blossoming career in movie comedies.

But, in recent years, the two spirits have been pressuring Marot to take up the mic and share their beyond-the-grave shtick with the living world.

She’s finally agreed and is currently working out the details for a gig at the Beverly Hills chapter of the legendary comics’ hangout, The Friars’ Club.

An example of her spirit-channelled chuckles: Marot says Bruce calls Pope Benedict XVI “The German Shepherd” because, in his words, “well, he is leading the blind.”

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