Female Oscar Winners Cursed In Love

Pagen witch Lexa Rosean

Friday, March 19, 2010 17:58 GMT

That’s how it seems after multiple Oscar-winning starlets have seen their marriages crumble within a year of getting the statue, including Reese Witherspoon, Kate Winslet, and most recently Sandra Bullock.

Though Pagan witch Lexa Rosean says it’s possible that the coveted award is cursed, it’s more likely that these women are actually the victims of something called the “evil eye.”

When they reach a high level of success it causes jealousy amongst their bitter rivals, who then cast negative energy on the talented actresses.

To prevent further heartache for future recipients of the Oscar, Rosean advises nominated ladies to soak in a tub full of beer for 10 minutes because the hops are a powerful “sacred herb.”

Afterwards, they should recite The 23rd Psalm from the Bible and wrap themselves in a white towel to ward off any remaining negative vibes.