Cardboard Tube Fights Are For Lovers
Tuesday, February 9, 2010 17:31 GMTSEATTLE (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) Nothing says I love you and I hate you simultaneously quite like a cardboard tube fight between lovers.
Valentines Day (Feb. 14) is going to be a massacre in Seattles Cal Anderson Park when the Cardboard Tube Fighting League swings in for the Lovers Quarrel cardboard tube fight tournament.
Dressed in homemade cardboard armor, duelers will attempt to break their opponents tubes, and maybe their hearts, in rounds of epic battle thatll leave one person victorious.
Fighters should expect some welts, bruises, and extra fury from anti-Valentines Day participants out for blood against Cupid.
Spokesperson Ravin Pierre says the event can also help couples hash out their issues and bring an end to long-standing fights, like leaving the toilet seat up or drinking out of the milk carton.
If all else fails, lovers can just beat the crap out of each other as a form of breaking up.