Andrew Miller has created Roll With Rothstein, toilet paper featuring Ponzi schemer Scott Rothsteins face on every sheet.
The flashy Florida attorney who stole billions through his law firm comes in plushy two-ply, fitting for a true a■■wipe.
Miller who actually worked at Rothsteins law firm says the thief has been under the radar thanks to Bernie Madoffs scam, but really, hes just as awful.
He says Rothstein is the epitome of something youd want to wipe your a■■ with because hes so smug and annoying.
While working at the firm, Rothstein was an a■■hole to employees and had a private elevator so he wouldnt have to talk to them.
Miller is glad hes finally behind bars and wants to send Rothsteins fellow inmates the novelty TP so he becomes the butt of all prison jokes.
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