Friday, December 18, 2009

‘Anti-Santa’ Will Cause End Of The World?

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The 2012 doomsday won’t be caused by natural disasters, it’ll caused by an evil “Anti-Santa.

That’s one of the crazy end-of-the-world theories in Corey Deitz’s newly published 2012 Guide Book.

In the “Bad Santa Scenario,” an evil St. Nick would emerge on December 21, 2012, and wreak havoc on rooftops worldwide.

Deitz thinks the evil Kris Kringle – already known as Krampus in places like Austria – will drop dynamite down chimneys instead of presents.

The destruction will last 24 hours and is very possible because overworked Santa already looks like he’s about to snap.

He’s constantly having to keep up with new toy trends and deal with “pissy” elves, who, in Deitz’s words, “Are always taking upskirt shots of Mrs. Claus when he’s not looking.”

If the Apocalypse doesn’t happen at the hands of Anti- Santa, Deitz thinks killer penguins or Kirstie Alley exploding will be to blame.

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