Thats one of the crazy end-of-the-world theories in Corey Deitzs newly published 2012 Guide Book.
In the Bad Santa Scenario, an evil St. Nick would emerge on December 21, 2012, and wreak havoc on rooftops worldwide.
Deitz thinks the evil Kris Kringle already known as Krampus in places like Austria will drop dynamite down chimneys instead of presents.
The destruction will last 24 hours and is very possible because overworked Santa already looks like hes about to snap.
Hes constantly having to keep up with new toy trends and deal with pissy elves, who, in Deitzs words, Are always taking upskirt shots of Mrs. Claus when hes not looking.
If the Apocalypse doesnt happen at the hands of Anti- Santa, Deitz thinks killer penguins or Kirstie Alley exploding will be to blame.
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