Wednesday, December 16, 2009


No More Mr. Brown Eye

PORTLAND, Ore. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Animals’ unsightly buttholes are getting covered up.

Rear Gear is a plastic charm that attaches to a pet’s tail, covering up a furry friend’s brown eye with an adorable little picture.

Instead of seeing Fido’s gross butthole, pet owner’s can gander at a cute flower, disco ball, cupcake, heart, or other eye-catching designs.

Creator Lauren Shumaker invented the charms after her cat would show her “all her business” when sitting on her lap.

Though she admits pets aren’t always “too thrilled” to cover up their butts, the aesthetic function does give them a boost of confidence since Rear Gear hides their most unsightly area.

Despite the charm being unscented for health reasons, Shumaker thinks the product may become the hottest new accessory with pet fashionistas like Paris Hilton.

She says, “It’s cheaper than one of those tiny fur coats, and less annoying.”

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