Crimebo the Crime Clown is helping ease the awkwardness of a first date by offering his services as a chaperon.
He’ll help keep the conversation moving with tales of murder and mystery and let daters know if they’ve found “The One” – or “The One They Should Run From.”
His services are good for those weird first dates with someone you meet online and will surely make the outing memorable.
Crimebo will rate the date with his “Clown Fear Factor Test,” asking important questions like, “Are they scared of balloons?”
If the love match goes down the dumps, Crimebo will even hang out and get drunk to ease disappointed hearts and make sure daters get home alright.
If fireworks do spark, he’s willing to take pictures of the evening and assures he’s “very discrete.”
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