Monday, November 16, 2009


‘Duckface’ Epidemic Must Be Stopped

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Those who make a “duckface” in photos must be mocked into oblivion.

A ruthless campaign to end the use of duckface in photos, where people – namely “attention-whoring idiots” – pout and pucker their lips to appear cool or sexy, is underway on Antiduckface.com.

The Antiduckface Crew has assembled pictures of the most offensive displays of duckface in an effort to end the madness by “mocking the fck out of it.”

Though they think the movie Zoolander, the Olsen twins, and Miley Cyrus are greatly responsible for the rise of duckface, they also believe purveyors use it to “look like Angelina Jolie.”

Since the “general level of stupid in the world” is very high, the crew fears duckface may never be fully stopped.

However, they rest assured knowing these pouty people will destroy themselves when they start using botox and lip injections that’ll leave them looking like “trannies or members of the Pussycat Dolls.

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