Wednesday, October 28, 2009


Vampire Sex In A Can

AUSTIN, Texas (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Vampire lovers are being blown away by one tempting new toy.

The “Succu Dry” is a sex toy in a can that lets horny, vampire-loving dudes see what it’s like to get oral from an immortal.

The fake fellatio tool is made of flesh-like material and small, soft fangs inside which a guy can feel after inserting his penis through a makeshift mouth.

The handy toy allows Twilight fans to live their sexy fantasies since getting a b.j. from a real vampire might be hard to come by.

Spokesperson “Fleshlight Mike” says, “Since there aren’t really vampires, it’s as close to the real thing as you can get. I assume it’s a lot less painful than it would be to get a blow job from a real vampire.”

Though it’s meant for fellas who are into vampire chicks, Fleshlight Mike says dudes with a thing for Edward Cullen may also enjoy it.

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