Tuesday, September 29, 2009

I Spy A Penis

BOULDER, Colo. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – I spy with my little eye something resembling a penis.

Penises pop up everywhere, and Accidental Dong, a blog devoted to schlong-shaped objects in random places documents this.

Wangs found by site co-creator Andy Pearson and users include strangely phallic fruits and veggies, an office door with a woody embedded in the wood, and a breed of Husky dogs that have penis- shaped fur between their eyes.

Pearson admits the blog has made him question his life decisions since his email inbox is now invaded with penis pictures on a daily basis.

He says, “It’s really weird. I’m sitting at work then suddenly it’s ‘Ding! Here’s a big dck for you.’ I’m suddenly surrounded by dongs. Not exactly where I thought I would be in life.”

Since the blog is popular, Pearson has his pick of the penile litter and wishes he could send a “gross, veiny penis” photo anytime someone submits a sub-standard wang.

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