Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Self-Loathing Tip: Eat Your Feelings

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – When you’re at your worst, food will always be there for you.

So says Heather Whaley, lifelong eater and author of Eat Your Feelings: Recipes For Self-Loathing (Hudson Street Press), out Thursday (Sep. 17).

According to Whaley, there’s nothing greasy grub can’t fix, whether you just got dumped, fired, or are still living at home at 45.

She says the best time to eat your feelings is after suffering terrible disappointment, like finding out you’re not your parents’ favorite child.

She has recipes for every self-loathing situation, from “Who’s The Daddy? Flapjacks” and “Dead Broke Dumplings,” to “You Got Drunk And Called Your Friend A Slut In Front Of Her Father Cheeseburger Soup.”

Whaley assures they are no-fuss recipes that can be made “while drunk or crying,” the typical self-loathing scenario.

However, she suggests drunks stay away from blow torching or deep frying while eating their feelings, and do it alone since, “It’s not pretty.”

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