Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Sarah Palin Resigns Due To Pregnancy

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The reason why Sarah Palin is jumping ship as governor of Alaska is because there’s a baby on board.

According to New York-based Biblical scholar Pastor Harry, Palin is resigning because she’s pregnant, and the proof is in the Bible.

Pastor Harry claims to have found a secret code in the Scripture riddled with the words “Sarah Palin, pregnant, resign, July.”

He says the code explains her sudden departure from office and looks as legit as other codes he’s discovered this year.

So far, “the most encoded year ever” has seen Bible predictions come true like Barack Obama winning the presidency, Kris Allen winning American Idol, and the swine flu epidemic.

But before Sexy Sarah sports a baby bump, maybe she should come clean about her pregnancy.

By being “cagey” about her resignation, Pastor Harry thinks bailin’ Palin is destroying her career.

Instead of being the open and honest American she claims to be, she’s acting like a sneaky politician.

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