Friday, July 3, 2009

America’s Forefathers Were All For Farting

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The founding fathers of our nation saluted farting, so on Independence Day (Jul. 4), let ’em rip.

With all the gas-inducing food floating around at Fourth of July barbecues like cole slaw, baked beans, and beer, it’s only natural that Americans will have to fart.

Luckily, no one needs to feel ashamed since the fathers of America were most likely farting machines, according to gastroenterologist Dr. Patricia Raymond.

She says, “They were probably very gassy individuals since they ate a lot of vegetables and fruit. They were probably farting when they were signing the Declaration of Independence.

Benjamin Franklin even wrote a book called Fart Proudly, and was all for letting them rip freely.

But though the great men who built America cut the cheese, Dr. Raymond says blasting butt bombs is no way to honor our nation.

Instead, she encourages gassy folks to pass gas quietly or to take activated charcoal caps like CharcoCaps to ease their bowels.

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