Friday, June 19, 2009


Shoo Fly, Don’t Bother Obama

NORFOLK, Va. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – It hurts to be killed by the most powerful man in America.

After a fly was unmercifully murdered by President Barack Obama during a televised interview on CNBC, PETA has come to the defense of the bug whose life came to an abrupt end.

Spokesperson Dan Shannon is sure the fly felt a tremendous amount of “pain and suffering” at the hands of the prez.

The fact that it was killed by America’s leader makes the death sting more, since Obama usually champions animal rights campaigns.

Though he’s giving the president a pass this time, Shannon warns that “prevention is the cure” so Obama needs to keep the White House clean so bugs stay away from him.

To make sure no more flies incur the fury of Obama’s swift hand, PETA has sent him their “Katcha Bug humane bug catcher” which allows him to get rid of bugs without having to kill them.

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