Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Boners Pop Up At Awkward Times

LONDON (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If you pop a boner in the middle of the forest, and nobody is around to see it, is it awkward?

The answer to that is no, according to Chris Hansen, co- creator of, a blog that posts pictures of dudes pitching a tent in the most unfortunate situations.

Hansen explains that time, place, and location are all contributing factors in making an erect wang legitimately awkward.

He explains, “If you pop a stiffy while getting a lap dance, it’s not awkward. But if it happens while eating dinner with your grandparents, it’s very awkward.”

Hansen further contends that “audience size” determines the weirdness of a woody, because waking up with morning wood in bed is completely different than flying full- staff while passed out on a subway.

To avoid the embarrassment of a public hard-on, Hansen recommends the standard “belt tuck,” which involves discreetly tucking the boner under the belt, hiding behind something, or thinking of Dick Cheney.

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