The answer to that is no, according to Chris Hansen, co- creator of AwkwardBoners.com, a blog that posts pictures of dudes pitching a tent in the most unfortunate situations.
Hansen explains that time, place, and location are all contributing factors in making an erect wang legitimately awkward.
He explains, If you pop a stiffy while getting a lap dance, its not awkward. But if it happens while eating dinner with your grandparents, its very awkward.
Hansen further contends that audience size determines the weirdness of a woody, because waking up with morning wood in bed is completely different than flying full- staff while passed out on a subway.
To avoid the embarrassment of a public hard-on, Hansen recommends the standard belt tuck, which involves discreetly tucking the boner under the belt, hiding behind something, or thinking of Dick Cheney.
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