Thursday, May 7, 2009

Drew Peterson Scores Job At Brothel

RENO, Nev. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Controversial ex cop Drew Peterson may be the newest employee of a legal brothel.

Peterson – a suspect in the murders of ex-wives Stacy Peterson and Kathleen Savio – has just been offered a gig at The Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Reno, Nevada, by brothel owner Dennis Hof.

According to Hof, his ladies of the night think Peterson is “charismatic and good looking” and would fit right at the Ranch.

Hof has offered Peterson a position at the brothel and thinks the suspected murderer would make a great security guard, given his 29 years of experience as an Illinois police sergeant.

Peterson has expressed interest in the job opening and is making plans to visit the Ranch this weekend (May 9-10).

Upon arrival, he’ll get extra perks that only Moonlite employees are entitled to.

Says Hof: “He’ll get lots of hips, lips, and fingertips!”

Hof says his brothel babes aren’t fearful of Peterson because he’s “innocent until proven guilty,” and some even hope to become his next wife.

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