Wednesday, April 22, 2009


Alien Goats Invade Roof In Georgia

TIGER, Ga. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Spacey goats have taken over the roof of one store in Georgia.

The Goats On The Roof store in Tiger, Georgia, is home to a heard of real live goats that reside on the roof of the building.

Upon investigation of where these goats came from, spokesperson Tracy Allard says they discovered an out-of-this- world explanation.

Apparently, the goats are actually space aliens that are watching the skies, waiting for the solar eclipse of the apricot moon, which is when the Aries constellation turns gold, because that’s when the mother ship of the goat universe will return and take the goats back home.

Though that’s not set to occur until August of the year 3014, Allard says that the store is happy to host the bearded aliens in the meantime as they eat, sleep, and “send out alien transmissions.”

Despite their otherworldly ways, Allard is pretty sure the alien goats won’t attack and says they can be spotted by their “crazy, possessed eyes.”

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