So says Ed Decker, a San Diego-based mixologist whos the master of pulling pranks on unsuspecting bar patrons.
Deckers April Fools weapon of choice is a trick cocktail called the Cement Mixer, which involves having the victim swig a shot of Baileys Irish Creme followed by some lime juice.
The end result is a sour, congealed goo that forms in the victims mouth and tastes like mucus.
Decker laughs, That one gets them every time!
But while the Cement Mixer is nasty, nothing can top Deckers ultimate gross-out prank.
He once made an annoying customer a Bar Mat Shot which contained all of the gunk found on the floor mats of his bar.
He cringes, That was the worst prank I ever pulled. It was disgusting.
Decker insists he felt really bad afterwards but says the unruly patron was so drunk, he didnt even notice the floaties.
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