Thursday, February 26, 2009

Octo-Mom Should Provide For Babies Through Porn

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman spread her seed, and now she should spread her legs to provide for her 14 children.

Vivid Entertainment has put a sexy offer on the table for Octo-Mom: To star in her own adult flick for $1 million AND health insurance for her and her big brood.

With an offer this sweet, Vivid spokesman Steven Hirsch says Suleman would be fool to pass it up.

He says, “She has an obligation to provide for her family. She’s obviously struggling financially. She should take this seriously. Her situation is just not good.”

Since squeezing out 14 kids must have had an affect on Suleman’s body, Hirsch says the company will pay for cosmetic surgery so she feels more comfortable being nude on camera, but there’s no pressure.

Hirsch explains, “Nobody expects her to look like a Vivid girl.”

Tentative titillating titles for Suleman’s porn include Octopussy and Eight Is Not Enough.

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