Friday, January 30, 2009

Don’t Say ‘I Do’ ’Til You’ve Discussed Poo

SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Before tying the knot, partners must be sure to establish pooping rules.

According to Michael Sykes, president of The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette, setting up pooping boundaries is something every couple must do before walking down the aisle.

In fact, he says a pre-marital dookie discussion with your significant other is just as important as talking about finances or how many kids you want.

While this may feel uncomfortable, Sykes says bowel banter shouldn’t be flushed down the toilet because it could actually help your marriage.

For example, a conversation about crap could help a guy learn that his bride-to-be gets turned off when he “takes a dump and expects her to have sex with him afterwards.”

On the other hand, couples could also learn how doodie can be an aphrodisiac.

Sykes points out that some women find it attractive when a man changes a diaper and adds, “Especially if it’s a massive poop blowout.”

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