Monday, January 26, 2009


Suicide Victims Stock-Up On Sex Toys

ATLANTA (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Suicide victims had to be feeling good vibrations at some point in their lives.

That’s the dead serious discovery being made by Advanced Bio Treatment (ABT), a professional crime scene cleanup company who most often tidy up after suicides.

President Jerry Turner says the scene of a suicide isn’t pretty, and is usually filled with “really bad odors, blood, brains, and guts.”

However, he’s admittedly more shocked by what the victims leave behind than the actual scene.

Turns out, the most common items ABT finds in suicide victims’ homes are tons of porn and sex toys.

Turner admits he doesn’t quite know how to break the naughty news to victims’ families.

He says, “It can be difficult when families tell you to throw away almost everything and to only keep the important stuff. How do you know if 27 sex toys are considered important stuff?”

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