Thursday, January 15, 2009


Barack Obama Could Be A Zombie

SUDBURY, Ontario (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – President Barack Obama is the perfect candidate for turning into a zombie.

Just ask artist Rob Sacchetto, a zombie portrait painter who makes a killing turning pretty people into bloody, disgusting zombies.

He takes pictures of regular people and about six hours and tons of guts, blood, and maggots later, they’re the living dead.

Sacchetto says his best subjects are sprightly, attractive folks like Obama because they provide instant contrast.

He explains, “The sweeter the face, the creepier the zombie!”

Sacchetto is planning on painting Obama’s zombie portrait and can’t wait to execute the Chief Executive’s masterpiece.

He says it’ll include a mangled American flag in the background and Obama wearing a soiled suit with “lots of eviscerated materials flying around.”

Once he’s done painting the limbless prez, he’ll zombify an Obama Family portrait which will include an undead Michelle, Malia, and Sasha Obama.

Sacchetto believes hanging the zombie family portrait in the White House will really liven up the drab walls and give Obama the “edge” he needs to lead America.

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