Monday, January 5, 2009

Jobless Americans Find Comfort In Mickey Mouse

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Jobless Americans will be flocking to Disneyland by the dozens in 2009.

At least that’s what psychic Judy Hevenly predicts.

She foresees unemployed, depressed Americans turning to the “Happiest Place On Earth” in the New Year to lift their spirits and get their lives back on track.

Hevenly says Disneyland may offer a special “happy day” for the jobless, where they get into the park for little or no cost.

The day will boost morale and actually save unemployed folks cash.

That’s because instead of visiting a therapist to talk about their problems, Hevenly says Mickey Mouse will “fill in as a psychiatrist.”

At the theme park, down-and-out folks will find solace in riding “It’s A Small World” because it’ll take them back to their childhood and remind them that peace and unity on Earth is possible.

While Hevenly predicts the recession will continue to affect America in ’09, she assures things will never get as bad as the Great Depression and says we should be out of the woods by June.

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