Friday, December 26, 2008

Inventor Offers Immortality Device

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – For one San Francisco-based inventor, all it took to discover the key to immortality was falling in love with a stripper.

After being ignored by an exotic dancer at his local strip club due to his sickly appearance, Alex Chiu invented an “immortality device,” which consists of magnetic rings worn on your pinkie fingers while you sleep that keep you young and healthy.

He also invented the “Gorgeouspil,” a dietary supplement that changes your bone structure into a more appealing one, so you look hotter than ever.

Chiu claims users won’t have to worry about illnesses, age, or ugliness ever again, but they must be used while sleeping because that’s when the “chi forces” are flowing the best.

But don’t think you’re invincible just yet.

Chiu says that while the rings have healing powers, they won’t protect you from a bullet shot to the head.

According to Chiu, the best thing to do to live a long, healthy life is “to become psychic, predict your own future, and stop yourself from dying.”

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