Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Hillbillies Throw Bangin’ Backwoods Christmas Parties

SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Rednecks know how to have a ho-ho-hoedown on Christmas.

A country Christmas is not like any other Christmas, because hillbillies ain’t no fancy folk.

Daniel Gibby, who runs redneckwarehouse.com, says hicks do things a little different around the holidays.

He jokes, “They make their Christmas tree out of beer or Mountain Dew cans, and the meat on the table isn’t gonna be turkey or ham. It might be spam, squirrel, or armadillo. They drive around looking for roadkill to serve.”

Gift-giving can be tough at a hillbilly holiday shindig, since inter-family breeding tends to confuse things.

Gibby explains, “You don’t know who to give a gift to. Everyone is your cousin and you don’t know who is your brother or sister or girlfriend. Doing Secret Santa is impossible.”

After feasting on fried street findings, a bumpkin holiday is complete with a spitting contest and lots of generic Wal-Mart beer to keep the party rolling all the way to the bowl-o-rama.

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