Thursday, December 18, 2008

Santa’s Elves Working On Naughty Adult Gifts?

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Santa Claus doesn’t mind making gifts for boys and girls on the naughty list.

Kinky guys and girls will be cheering ho-ho-ho tomorrow (Dec. 19) at the Fetish Winter Wonderland Bondage Ball in Los Angeles, where fans of whips, leather, and latex will be treated to seductive stage shows and sexy goods for sale.

Spokesperson Diamondback Annie, who will perform her rock ‘n’ roll burlesque at the event, says the Ball is, “The one place where the more naughty you are, the more likely you are to get a good present.”

And St. Nick won’t hold out on the dirty little things fetish-loving grown-ups love to unwrap on Christmas.

She explains, “I think Santa is totally into fetish, since he’s in the fantasy fulfillment profession. That probably includes giving gifts for people into fetish and bondage. I bet he has his elves working on naughty gifts, like dildos.”

Annie believes Santa is no innocent man, and reckons that he’s “been around” the block more than a few times.

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