Friday, November 7, 2008

Farting Can Save Your Marriage

IRVINE, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The couple that farts together, stays together – as long as the gas doesn’t stink!

Subtle Butt is an invention that absorbs fart odor as soon as the gas creeps from the crack.

It comes in the form of disposable carbon fabric with adhesive strips that sticks to undies, suffocating the stench before it can escape.

Subtle Butt spokesperson Amber Zbierski can attest for the gas grabbing gadget and says it’s so powerful, it has restored relationships.

She explains, “Wives who are fed up with their husband’s fart smells tell us Subtle Butt has saved their marriage. They’ve been waiting for a product like this for years.”

But Subtle Butt isn’t just for gassy guys.

Zbierski says husbands like to buy it for their wives too, especially if their flatulent female is pregnant.

However, couples should remember that Subtle Butt covers up smells, not sounds, so it’ll only work for silent farters.

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