The beloved, Spanish-accented Muppet has just penned an advice book titled Its Hard Out Here For A Shrimp: Life, Love, and Living Large (Hyperion), which hits shelves tomorrow (Oct. 28).
Though hes been mistaken for an appetizer a time or two, Pepe knows how to live the good life.
He explains, I have the monies, the womens, and I know how to talk to the peoples. Im more talented, handsome, and funny than shrimps. Im the King Prawn!
Pepe says the key to happy living is going with the flow of things and taking life as it comes.
If that doesnt work, just copy his every move.
He says, You should always be yourself or be like me. No, be yourself. No, be me. No, be yourself while being me!
He also has wise tips for dealing with the election and economic crisis.
Pepe says, Im going to vote for Nixon and put all of my monies into the stock market. Thats good, okay?
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