Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Naked Clowns Dream Of Posing For ‘Playboy’

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Even clowns want to be taken seriously when it comes to their sexy ambitions of posing for Playboy.

A crew of Bozos recently dropped trou for the 2009 Naked Clown Calendar, which features the funnymen in provocative poses.

Chad Benjamin Potter – a.k.a. “The Naked Clown” – hopes the calendar leads to a hot clown spread in Playboy, although Hugh Hefner might be a bit disappointed.

Says Potter: “The calendar is actually a modest project that any grandmother would love.”

He assures all of the clowns’ naughty bits are strategically covered with circus props and adds, “We even covered one of the women clowns with a bikini made out of balloon animals.”

The calendar is available for $20 a pop at Proceeds go to Multiple Sclerosis research.

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