Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Psychic Predicts Nicole Kidman Is Gay

TORONTO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Nicole Kidman may be coming out of the closet and proclaiming her lustful love for Ellen DeGeneres.

According to Anthony Carr – the World’s Most Documented Psychic – Kidman has been gay for years and is deeply in love with the dancing daytime diva.

He predicts the married Aussie will come out of the closet soon in a shocking revelation, only to have her lesbian advances shot down by Ellen.

Carr explains, “Ellen will be flattered but she’ll tell Kidman she’s currently taken [by wife Portia de Rossi] – for now.”

He believes Kidman’s coming out will expose her marriage to babydaddy Keith Urban as a sham, but Urban won’t mind his wife’s lesbian lifestyle.

Carr says, “He’ll hope he can jump in the middle!”

To show just how gay she is, Kidman will change her name to “Nicole Man,” which will inspire other closeted celebs like Lindsay Lohan to finally come out.

He adds, “It’ll be a rat-tat-tat of closet doors swinging open.”

Carr is currently working on new predictions for his book Stargazer: Predictions & Prophecies (Fitzhenry & Whiteside).

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