According to Richard Rubacher, whos penning a book tentatively titled The Nirvana Tickle, both ladies have mastered the art of reaching ultimate nirvana, or happiness.
Rubacher has been studying people who have learned to be alive, happily and says Oprah embodies someone whos truly joyous.
He says the talk show queen has the most epiphanies of anyone in the world, and possesses an uncanny ability to communicate with people.
Like Oprah, Rubacher says a virgin hooker in Thailand named Grapefruit is also at the peak of nirvana.
She sensually massages men for money, sometimes throwing in a pubic haircut at no extra charge, and gives service with a genuine smile.
Rubacher says Grapefruit provides a valuable service for mankind, and is a happy hooker, who just wants to help others.
He says anyone whos dimly lit can be tickled into nirvana.
Other blissful folks in his book include a man who tap dances to work every day, a minister who was ordained at age four, and a mobster-turned-monk.
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