Friday, August 15, 2008


Pandas Run Rampant In New York City

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Pandas are cute and cuddly party animals.

Tomorrow (Aug. 16), Panda bears, or people in panda costumes, are hitting the streets of the Big Apple for a party called Pandamonium.

According to panda bear and organizer, “A Panda,” the adorable bears are hardcore party animals, especially when they’ve been knocking back bottles of beer.

He says, “We go a little crazy. We’re snuggly, but also raucous sometimes. When we deviate from our usual bamboo diet, and drink beer, who knows what can happen.”

Attendees can expect a lot of dancing from the boozin’ bears, and maybe a little endangered lovin’.

A Panda says, “It’s a party where there’s gonna be alcohol. Procreation can happen. I’m keeping my fingers crossed.”

However, A Panda isn’t worried that people might think pandas are degenerate drunks.

He says, “When they see how cute we are when we’re frolicking, they won’t be able to help but love us.”

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