San Franciscos John McTaint is campaigning to be the leader of the free world, and he wants to bring real change to America.
He says, If elected, Im gonna change my clothes everyday. Change is not just a word, its a phrase we use often.
If elected, McTaint plans on implementing a green immigration policy, where illegal immigrants will be put on a treadmill that powers an electric fence to keep out other non- Americans.
He also promises to give every man, woman, and child one barrel of crude oil and replace the faces on the American dollar so it has the face of every citizen on it.
When it comes to his opponents, McTaint isnt worried. In fact, he hasnt even noticed them.
He says, Barack Obama? He could be my son for all I know. Hes an adversary worthy of ignoring, but Ill meet him under a bridge to exchange money and talk if he wants.
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