Thursday, August 14, 2008


Presidential Hopeful Plans To ‘Taint’ America

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Barrack Obama and John McCain better watch out for one presidential hopeful who wants to “taint” America.

San Francisco’s John McTaint is campaigning to be the leader of the free world, and he wants to bring real change to America.

He says, “If elected, I’m gonna change my clothes everyday. Change is not just a word, it’s a phrase we use often.”

If elected, McTaint plans on implementing a “green immigration” policy, where illegal immigrants will be put on a treadmill that powers an electric fence to keep out other non- Americans.

He also promises to “give every man, woman, and child one barrel of crude oil” and replace the faces on the American dollar so it has the face of every citizen on it.

When it comes to his opponents, McTaint isn’t worried. In fact, he hasn’t even noticed them.

He says, “Barack Obama? He could be my son for all I know. He’s an adversary worthy of ignoring, but I’ll meet him under a bridge to exchange money and talk if he wants.”

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