So says Susannah Perlman, ring leader of the sultry and zany variety stage show Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad, in which chosen chicks poke fun at female Jewish stereotypes and add spice to Judaism.
She explains, I dont classify myself as a jappy, superficial Jewish woman, and I feel people like me are under- represented in the media. Were not all like Fran Drescher.
Audiences are treated to jewish girls in sequins performing burlesque stripteases, including a hasidic strip, in which two girls dressed as hasidic jews take it all off like a couple of nafkas.
They also do a naughty dance where the ladies perform a sexual act on bagels using cream cheese and lox.
The Jewish bad girls even sing a song dedicated to hamantaschen, a traditional Jewish pastry that just happens to look like a vagina.
Perlman says, I think its kind of cute. We dont say eat my puþþy, we say eat my hamantaschen.
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