Monday, June 16, 2008


Zombie Mob Keeps San Francisco Safe

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – San Francisco is prepared for a zombie invasion.

The San Francisco Zombie Mob is a team of zombie killers who track and neutralize any walking corpses attempting to wreak havoc on the innocent citizens of the Bay City.

A zombie wrangler, known only as “Professor G” says, “We’ve seen what can happen during zombie invasions in past documentaries, like Dawn of the Dead, and we’re trying to prevent that from happening again. Zombies would be a serious threat if it weren’t for our tireless effort to subdue them.”

Professor G and his slayers of the undead even organize zombie attack re-enactments in order to keep residents on their toes, which he says, “Freak out teenagers, but babies love them.”

He also sends out threat notifications to members of their website, eatbrains.com, and expects a full scale zombie attack in August, but assures, “The average citizen has nothing to worry about if they heed our warnings and stay away from the carnage.”

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