Thursday, June 12, 2008

Get More Bang For Your Buck From Your Stimulus Check

CARSON CITY, Nev. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Carson City, Nevada, wants to give you double the bang for your buck.

The first 100 people who bring their economic stimulus check to the BunnyRanch will get double the amount toward a naughty night at the legal whorehouse.

Owner Dennis Hof says, “You get a check from President Bush and we double it so you can spend it on bush! What better way to stimulate the economy than putting money in the hands of a hooker?”

Cathouse clients can spend their stimulating sum any way they want, and for guys who want to blow their whole load, Hof’s ho-fessionals are offering a “Bush Party” – three girls and a bottle of bubbly for $1,200.

To honor Dubya’s massive money shot, the BunnyRanch will send the White House a thank you card signed by the 100 dudes and the bunnies they bang.

And if Bush wants some action, the dirty door is always open.

Hof says, “President Bush gets a free pass – with or without his stimulus check.”

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