Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Horny Hooker Seeks Girl Groupies

CARSON CITY, Nev. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A professional prostitute is hoping to come away from band camp with frisky female fans.

Brooke Taylor is one of the hired hookers at the Moonlite BunnyRanch in Carson City, Nevada, and starting this Friday (Feb. 15), she’ll be heading to the Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy Camp in Los Angeles for the weekend, where she’ll learn the rockin’ ropes from musical mavericks like Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys, and Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees.

And Taylor – a truly “horny” hooker who studied the French horn in college – says she’s looking forward to learning, not just getting laid.

Taylor says, “I’m so excited to work with Mickey Dolenz. I’ll take any advice he gives me. I’d be a much better rocker than a groupie anyway. I’d want all the hot chicks to myself!”

And Taylor’s dirty day job might give her a leg-up against her camp competition.

She says, “The girls at the Ranch live the rockstar life. And rockers have definitely been to the Ranch, but I can’t name names.”

Taylor’s camp culminates in a show at the Los Angeles House of Blues on February 18.

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