Thursday, November 8, 2007

Fake Excuses Save Marriages

THACKERVILLE, Okla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Fake excuses can get you out of work – and save your marriage. is a site that features five printable templates of fake doctors’ notes, jury duty summons, and even funeral programs that can help you score a day off.

And according to company co-founder Darl Waterhouse, the sham excuse notes can even save your marriage.

He says, “Work is often put before family, and it’s not a stretch to say that the templates can help your marriage. They’re for people who need time off, because too much work can definitely hurt your personal life.”

For those looking to score a sly sick day, Waterhouse says the best excuses “should be something that’s happened to everyone,” because “anything far-fetched won’t be believable even if it’s true.”

But the freebie faker says the best hooky hall passes are the ones that involve death.

Says Waterhouse: “Funerals are probably the best excuse. I can’t imagine an employer asking for more proof. It would be tasteless.”

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