MyExcusedAbsence.com is a site that features five printable templates of fake doctors notes, jury duty summons, and even funeral programs that can help you score a day off.
And according to company co-founder Darl Waterhouse, the sham excuse notes can even save your marriage.
He says, Work is often put before family, and its not a stretch to say that the templates can help your marriage. Theyre for people who need time off, because too much work can definitely hurt your personal life.
For those looking to score a sly sick day, Waterhouse says the best excuses should be something thats happened to everyone, because anything far-fetched wont be believable even if its true.
But the freebie faker says the best hooky hall passes are the ones that involve death.
Says Waterhouse: Funerals are probably the best excuse. I cant imagine an employer asking for more proof. It would be tasteless.
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