Monday, July 16, 2007

Pimp Your Prostitute On TV

CARSON CITY, Nev. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A frisky federal judge supported the risque rights of a businessman in Nevada last Thursday (July 12) to advertise his perky prostitutes in America’s finest cities.

Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof may currently pimp his ladies on HBO’s Cathouse: The Series, but thanks to the new raunchy ruling he plans to spread the word about his leggy ladies with $250,000 in national advertising.

Hof says, “Now you’ll be able to pick up a newspaper and turn on the TV and see an ad for the world famous Bunny Ranch!”

And with a jump of nearly 15 to 20 percent in skin sales expected, Hof is already whoring out his double D discounts.

Says Hof: “Tuesday and Wednesday afternoons we have our senior specials, and of course it’s 50 percent off to all military.”

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