Thats why this Friday the 13th, the black-haired beauty is holding an open casket call in Long Beach, California, in hopes of finding some goth princesses to duke it out on the upcoming Fox reality series, The Search For The Next Elvira.
Turns out its tough out there for a scream queen like Elvira, especially around Halloween, and she wants to find a boob-ilicious apprentice that can help share her public appearance duties around the country for a whole year.
But Elvira says horrific hopefuls will have to pass hellish criteria before they can become her right-hand wench.
Says Elvira: They have to appreciate the horror movie genre and have a cheesy sense of humor just like me. Theyve also got to know how to treat guys like a piece of meat and have a great, vampy set of boobs and legs. Oh, and theyve got to be able to shine my shoes too.
But just because youre a dead ringer for Elvira doesnt mean you can handle her dreadful duties.
She explains, I also need a girl that likes snakes and spiders and doesnt mind being in a coffin for long periods of times. Ive spent more time in a coffin than anyone alive!
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