Thursday, July 5, 2007

The Apocalypse Isn’t Happening On 7-7-07

MIDLAND, Mich. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – This Saturday is 7-7-07, and despite what some self-proclaimed prophets think, God won’t be making a cameo or bringing on the Apocalypse.

In fact, according to a biblical scholar in Midland, Michigan, who is known as “Pastor Harry,” people can expect a whole lotta nothin’ that day, because God is too smart to show up, and the world isn’t ready for that kind of change anyway.

Pastor Harry explains, “Evangelical Christians are convinced the rapture is coming on 7-7-07, but there’s absolutely no biblical indication that it will. God won’t show up on a day when people are expecting Him to because His appearance is supposed to be a total surprise. It’s not Doomsday, it’s just Saturday.”

Pastor Harry says 7-7-07 has “taken on a life of its own” because prophets are using the so-called “numerically lucky” date to counteract the effects of the evil numbers, 6-6-6.

Still, he believes the Apocalypse isn’t happening that day and suggests people go about their normal activities.

He says: “Many people will get married that day because they think it’s lucky, some people will relax, and others will spend the entire day hiding under their beds.”

And while God probably won’t roam the Earth on 7-7-07, Pastor Harry says to keep an eye out, because God’s Tribulation is set to take place between this month and December 12, 2012.

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